I've been promising all of you an amazing story since last night, and I've finally put everything together well enough to share it. If this story doesn't convince you that the staff of the Cleveland International Film Festival is devoted to the festival to a point that's well beyond both the sane and the superhuman, nothing will.
Who Loves the Sun is the newest film of director Matt Bissonnette, our Someone To Watch award recipient this year. We were showcasing both this film and his first one, Looking For Leonard this weekend, culminating with the presentation of his award at Who Loves the Sun's second showing this afternoon. Matt is a sweet, witty man, and it's been a genuine pleasure having him at the festival. We absolutely wanted everything to be perfect. And it was.
But what happened behind-the-scenes to make it perfect will amaze you, because things almost ended in disaster...
"Oh no," John laughed. "They're coming in... Don't worry about it."
John was a French major in college, not a classicist. That's a shame, because if he'd studied Greek Tragedies, he probably wouldn't have said that last bit. Every Classics student knows that you never throw down such a blatant challenge to the gods; it won't go unanswered.
Late that night, projectionist Chris Davis made a horrible discovery as he tested the print: it was incomplete. Only the first reel of the film was in the box he'd received, with the first 60% of the movie. The second reel, and the remaining 40%, was nowhere to be found. He shot off a frantic email to John Wolf to let him know about the problem. John woke up at 6:45 am on St. Patrick's Day... to an unfolding disaster.
It quickly became clear that the movie had been shipped in two boxes -- something that usually isn't a problem but had become one this time. The packages had gone through one of FedEx's automated facilities, and a machine had misread the shipment information on the second box and routed it to Chicago. The error had actually been caught upon the package's arrival, and they'd rerouted the package to Cleveland...
But they'd put it on a Business Day Delivery truck. The earliest it would arrive was on Monday. The film was scheduled to play on Saturday and Sunday; Monday would be too late.
Several tense phone calls later, John was forced to throw up his hands. The truck was en route, and FedEx's shipment insurance policies prohibited it being opened before it arrived at its destination. It was due to arrive in Cleveland on Sunday night at midnight, but even then it would be hours before it was unloaded, processed, and accessible. By 9:45 am, "we realized we weren't getting it," John said. He reported this at the 10:00 staff meeting. "I tried to get somebody fired," he joked, "but it was a machine."
"We had it unplugged," quipped Movie Mogul Concierge John Farina.
Failure, however, was not an option.
As long as the film-makers approved, of course. They'd approved the screening of a 35mm-format movie, but would need to sign off on any other format that would be used.
At 10:45 the staff meeting concluded, and John immediately called producer Corey Marr. By Marr's internal clock, it was 7:45 am, because he was still on California time and pretty jet-lagged, so he was still asleep. John left him a message and waited for him to return the call. Half an hour later, Marr called him back, with some very bad news.
The screener copy had been watermarked.
The entire time the DVD plays, there's a "Property Of..." logo at the bottom of the screen, with the name of the production company, as a safeguard to keep it from being used for public screenings. There was no way that the DVD could be played for a paying audience.
But did any other print of the film even exist?
This was when the next hurdle was revealed: the US-Canada border. FedEx would need a Customs Broker to take the film across. John relayed this to the rest of the Festival staff, all of whom traded blank, confused looks.
Nobody even knew what that was.
If it hadn't been the weekend, things probably would have gone smoothly. A Google search enlightened everyone on what Customs Brokers were and what they did, but calls around to their offices weren't generating any results; most of the offices were closed. Film Festival director Marcie Goodman began calling all of her art museum contacts to see if they could refer her to someone in a hurry, while John and Patrick began asking everyone on the staff to check and see if they had family or friends who were Customs Brokers.
While everybody broke out their cell phones and began calling people they discovered that John Farina's cousin in New York City was a Customs Broker. They managed to track him down, but the news he gave them was disappointing.
"The customs shipment was going to take seven hours and the film was going on at nine," Patrick said. It was already past noon. "The window of opportunity was rapidly closing."
Debbie Marshall had been off for the morning, celebrating St. Patrick's Day with family and friends. She arrived a little bit after noon, and was immediately pounced by John. She'd gotten her Film Studies degree at Queens University in Kingston, Ontario, an hour away from Toronto. If there was anyone with friends in Toronto to call on, she was the best bet yet, and John knew it.
Debbie's first call was to one of her best friends, Kara Haflidson. The two had met as freshmen and had been in the Film Studies program together, sharing most of the same classes and even living in adjacent dorms. Kara was watching a movie at the time, and didn't pick up, so Debbie left her a message and then began calling other friends. Each unanswered phone call or negative answer only increased her nervousness. She was running out of names.
But she had no car. They'd have to fly her in.
Not a problem! John and Debbie jumped online... and discovered that none of the airlines would let them book a flight the same day over the Internet. They'd have to do it over the phone.
But that should be easy, right?
Well...
John had connected with one of the airlines' reservation lines. The automated message made his jaw drop: "Thank you for calling. A representative will be taking your call in two hundred fifty-five minutes."
There was no way that they were going to get a reservation for Kara by phone. They'd have to drive down to Hopkins Airport and make it in person... and hope they could.
Hopkins Airport was an enormous mob scene. Although Cleveland had only been gently brushed by the very edge of the storm system, its effects were reverberating out nationwide. Huge crowds were thronging all of the ticket counters, almost all of which had horrendous lines. Debbie noticed that the United/Air Canada line was shorter than most of the others, and remembered that Air Canada had direct flights from Toronto to Cleveland. That looked like their best chance. Wading through the crowd, she finally reached the front of the line and began to explain what she needed to the flight attendant.
"I'm sorry," the attendant told her. "We're United, not Air Canada."
Debbie stared at her. "But you're standing under the Air Canada sign!"
It took several minutes of intense arguing to convince the attendant that her company was, in fact, affiliated with Air Canada, but once she checked her computers she verified that she indeed could book a flight for them, one that wouldn't need to pass through any of the snowed-in airports. At last! Jubilant, Debbie called Kara back. "Pack a bag. We're flying you to Cleveland."
A hastily-packed bag in one hand, Kara took the subway over to 969 College Street, and found herself standing in front of... a plumbing store.
Where was the Benjamin Moore paint store?
She called Debbie back in a hurry, the panic now infecting her. John pulled out the paper again and groaned. In a moment of panic-induced dyslexia, he'd misread the address. The correct street number was 696, several blocks away. Kara took off at a run.
"Go, Go, Film Girl, Go!"
Kara told the cab driver about her emergency, and he obligingly decided it was time to re-enact the car chase from a thousand action movies. She got to the airport in record time.
But when she gave the attendant at the counter her name... nothing came up. There was nothing in the reservations for a Kara Haflidson.
It was time for another panicked call.
Debbie had reserved the ticked under "Kara Haflidson," but then had had a moment of uncertainty. Had she spelled her friend's last name right? She tried to call Kara and confirm it, but Kara was on the subway at the time, on the way to the paint store. So she called another of their close friends... and that friend "corrected" her, and gave her a different spelling.
"My two best friends in the world," Kara said afterwards, shaking her head and laughing, "and they couldn't spell my name right!"
After a few tense minutes, the name problem was straightened out and the agent gave Kara her ticket, and a dubious look. "I don't think you're going to make your flight," she said. The Air Canada flight was scheduled to take off in less than half an hour, and was already beginning to board, and Kara still had to clear Customs.
"Oh yes I will," Kara answered, and took off at top speed.
As Kara's flight streaked through the sky towards Cleveland, everyone in the Festival booth was in a breathless holding pattern, waiting for word. Then a text message came through from Patrick: "Our Toronto friend and 'Who Loves the Sun' are in the air and scheduled to arrive at Hopkins in 15 minutes."
Soon after, the message everybody had been waiting to hear went out over the Festival radio sets, as Patrick jubilantly told everyone: "Ladies and gentlemen, 'Who Loves the Sun' has landed at Hopkins!" Moviegoers must have thought we were crazy, because everybody began cheering.
"Gin," Debbie told him with a laugh.
While Kara was clearing customs, she got a jovial call on her cell phone. "We're on our way to get you. We don't have gin, but what else do you want?"
And sure enough, there was an elegant stretch limosine waiting for her when she stepped outside. The driver opened the door for her and a brightly-smiling Andrew was sitting inside, with a drink he'd mixed just for her so they could toast her success.
"It was magical," Karra said later.
"She's a great friend," Debbie hastened to add, "and I owe her a lot."
"Yes," Kara agreed, mischievously.
"A lot!" Debbie emphasized.
Kara gave her friend a huge, glowing smile. "Just your love," she said.
We all love Kara.
The FedEx truck with the missing print is due into Cleveland at Midnight tonight. Sometime tomorrow, it will be delivered to the Festival. "We're getting the print," John says with an ironic grin. "After it's done screening."
But as far as the public could tell, nothing had gone wrong at all. Nobody would ever be able to tell that there'd almost been a catastrophe... except that this is far too good a story not to share.



