I have wonderful news!

For all of you who were turned away from The Substitute tonight, and everyone else who's wondering what all of the buzz is about, another showing has been added. Mark your calendars and reserve your tickets: it'll be showing at 7:15 PM on Sunday night! You might even see me in the theater, if there's any room! Once again, we're very sorry that we couldn't accommodate you tonight, but we're happy to say that we've added another round for you! We hope you'll come back and join us for it!