March 24th, 2007 @ 10:15pm
Ah, the things that will happen when you challenge John Farina!
For fun, John periodically makes up sentences using the films in a round. So Bill issued the challenge to him: do it to all of them. And never one to back away from a challenge, John proceeded to do so.
"Some of them are a reach," he told me before he sent me the document. Still, it's pretty hilarious.
March 16
Noon Round: I was at the
Congorama, and someone asked "
What Means Motley? " I replied, "blood is
Thicker than Water and I am
Taking Father Home from this
Pingpong game."
2:00 PM Round: I am
Still Alive in the
Frozen City as I bid
Falkenberg Farwell. I'll be
Going Private to clean my
Bamako.
4:00 PM Round: In the
Fresh Air of
Transylvania, the
Boy Culture has their
Stolen Holidays in their
Indy Shorts.
7:00 PM Round: It was a
Reprise of the
First Snow.
The Old Man Who Read Love Stories was breathing in the
Salty Air while reviewing
A Map for Saturday.
9:00 PM Round: I was
Looking for Leonard, it seems my
Dingo has slipped in a puddle of
Liquid Vinyl and broke his
Angosto. I'll need some
Glue to fix it.
Midnight Round: My
Midnight Shorts are really dirty; I'll be a
Hero Tomorrow as soon as I change them.
March 17
Morning Round: The official handed me my
American Visa and I asked him "
What Means Motley? "
Noon Round: The Bet Collector, wearing only
10% Shorts and barely covering his
Angosto, learned the
Art of Crying while watching the
Worlds Best Commercials.
2:00 PM Round: After the
First Snow, the
Family Shorts realized blood is
Thicker than Water. They are still
Looking for Leonard to give him
A Map for Saturday.
4:00 PM Round: As I was sitting on my
Bamako in the
Old Garden breathing in the
Salty Air, I poured
Liquid Vinyl in my
Indy Shorts.
7:00 PM Round: I was listening to some
Brotherly Jazz while traveling to
Congorama along the
Red Road to meet the
Itty Bitty Titty Committee when I witnessed the
Rape of Europa.
9:00 PM Round: Alexandra's Project was about
Boy Culture where
Fay Grim tells
A Grave Keeper's Tale about
Who Loves the Sun.
Midnight Round: Bad Boy Bubby feasted on the
Cold Prey at midnight.
March 18
Morning Round: I'm having a
Reprise of that pain in my
Angosto.
Noon Round: It might have been
A Grave Keeper's Tale had he not run up the
Red Road to save the
Itty Bitty Titty Committee from becoming
Cold Prey. He will be a
Hero Tomorrow.
2:00 PM Round: I stepped on the
Tail of A Tiger when I was
Taking Father Home in my
Indy Shorts. Then I saw the
Rape of Europa and thought, "
Who Loves the Sun? "
4:00 PM Round: The Tracker asked
Fay Grim if she would be
Forgiving Dr. Mengele for putting
Glue in her
Indy Shorts.
7:00 PM Round: She was a
Beauty in Trouble watching the
World's Best Commercials and thought, "
What Means Motley? Is it
Thicker than Water or will it float away in one of the
Ten Canoes?"
9:00 PM Round: The Bet Collector bid
Falkenberg Farewell in the
Frozen City. He discovered the
Art of Crying as he headed to
Transylvania.
March 19
Morning Round: I bid
Falkenberg Farewell.
It Does Not Hurt.
Noon Round: I stepped on
The Ants and asked Ken, "
Have You Heard From Johannesburg? " He told me "No, but I am
The Only One with an
American Visa and it was
All for Free!"
2:00 PM Round: During
The Trial he had a
Reprise of his
Secret Courage when
The Shutka Book of Records was opened and revealed the
World's Greatest Commercials.
4:00 PM Round: Daisy is
Still Alive after running
The Melon Route from
The Old Garden in her
Indy Shorts.
7:00 PM Round: Now that we have made
Kontakt, I am
Forgiving Dr. Mengele. I found out when
Darius Goes West to go
Slumming in front of the
TV Set.
9:00 PM Round: Tomorrow Morning at
The Trials of Darryl Hunt, it will be
Rant or
Rave about the
Pingpong Going Private.
March 20
Morning Round: I love the
Fresh Air of
Prague.
Noon Round: Two Players From the Bench were
Slumming in the
Frozen City with
Mr. Pilipenko and his Submarine. They all had
Love to Share.
2:00 PM Round: I learned
To Play and To Fight from
The Collector during
The Trials of Darryl Hunt. He also turned
The Breast Cancer Diaries into a beautiful
Opera Jawa.
4:00 PM Round: Tomorrow Morning we will
Rant or
Rave as
Darius Goes West and I will ponder
The Postmodern Life of My Aunt in my
Indy Shorts.
7:00 PM Round: The Fraulein,
AKA Nikki S. Lee, with the
American Visa gets a
Runner's High from her
Secret Courage.
9:00 PM Round: Daisy,
The Gymnast with
Big Dreams, Little Tokyo takes her
Stolen Holidays with
The Ants.
March 21
Morning Round: The Ants crawled all over
The Collector.
Noon Round: While watching the
World's Best Commercials I was having a few
Pleasant Moments getting a
Runner's High felling the
Invisible Waves rushing through my
Vanaja.
2:00 PM Round: Along
The Melon Route you will meet
The Gymnast with
Big Dreams, Little Tokyo who can share the
37 Uses for a Dead Sheep she learned during
A Year in My Life.
4:00 PM Round: I am in
Kontakt with the
Beauty in Trouble who, while sitting in her
Indy Shorts was reading from
The Shutka Book of Records and wondered,
Have You Heard From Johannesburg?
7:00 PM Round: It was
12:08 East of Bucharest and I did a little
War/Dance On A Tightrope at
The Cemetery Club. It was
Absolute Wilson!
9:00 PM Round: It is a
Strange Culture at the
Zoo, where there is
Love for Share and it is
All for Free. It's
The Only One.
March 22
Morning Round: The
Two Players From the Bench were kissing in
The Old Garden.
Noon Round: Again at
12:08 East of Bucharest,
The Collector was talking to
The Bothersome Man from
Glastonbury about
A Map for Saturday.
2:00 PM Round: It is simply
The Curiosity of Chance that
Tomorrow Morning it will be
Absolute Wilson when we
Re-Cycle Mr. Pilipenko and His Submarine.
4:00 PM Round: In the
Opera Jawa they wore their
Indy Shorts as they learned
37 Uses for A Dead Sheep and
To Play and To Fight in the
Fresh Air.
7:00 PM Round: It was
A Year in My Life and
The Memsahib from the
Manufactured Landscapes shred the
Breast Cancer Diaries with me
Aviva, My Love.
9:00 PM Round: In The
Motherland Afghanistan they only have
10% Shorts to cover their
Vanaja. You can still feel the
Invisible Waves though
It Does Not Hurt.
March 23
Morning Round: The Melon Route was quiet, except for
the Owl and the Sparrow.
Noon Round: Sons, I think I am joining
The Cemetery Club. That
Fraulein has made me
Love Sick with her
Crude Impact.
2:00 PM Round: It is such an
East Side Story;
The Memsahib is walking
On A Tightrope to
Prague wearing just her
Boxers.
4:00 PM Round: Throw on your
Indy Shorts and get to
The Trial, it is
All for Free. We know
Punk's Not Dead, but we will need to be
Saving Marriage.
7:00 PM Round: The Page Turner, from
Beautiful Ohio was laughing at the
Postmodern Life of My Aunt when
Angel-A reminded her of that story with
Kurt Cobain, About A Son and how he marveled at
The Curiosity of Chance.
9:00 PM Round: The Bothersome Man from
Glastonbury sent me a
Deadpan Valentine.
More Than Anything in the World, he wanted to see the
Worlds Greatest Commercials.
Midnight Round: Instead of a
Severance package, they just told me to
Re-Cycle.
March 24
Morning Round: More Than Anything in the World, the
Three Comrades wanted to know,
What Means Motley?
Noon Round: It makes me
Love Sick that I cannot
Sway my
Deadpan Valentine to be
the Only One in
10% Shorts.
2:00 PM Round: There are no
Pleasant Moments with
The King and The Clown in
Family Shorts. They are having a
Crude Impact on
Motherland Afghanistan.
4:00 PM Round: Kurt Cobain, About A Son, I need to make a
Change of Address for
Paprika,
The Page Turner in
Boxers who owns an
Owl and a Sparrow.
7:00 PM Round: The Hip Hop Project is all about
The Valet who lives life like an
East Side Story in his
Flannel Pajamas in
Relative Obscurity.
9:00 PM Round: The
Two Players From the Bench had a
Coffee Date in
Prague to discuss the fact that
Punk's Not Dead with their
Sons.
Midnight Round: The Ten Midnight Shorts made
the Princess cry.
March 25
Morning Round: I enjoy my
Pleasant Moments in
Relative Obscurity.
Noon Round: They were a
Short Jury, Awards were given to them after
The Trial. It is such a
Strange Culture Aviva, My Love, would you join me for a
Coffee Date?
2:00 PM Round: The Ghosts of AbuGharib were threatening the
Short Audience Choice Program,
The Princess is upset. I will be
Saving Marriage in my
Flannel Pajamas without a
Severance package.
4:00 PM Round: The King and The Clown were with
The Ten from
Beautiful Ohio and they were
Love Sick over the
Pre-Feature Shorts Compilation.
7:00 PM Round: Darius Goes West to see the
Three Comrades, but he can't
Sway the
Eagle vs. Shark fight.
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