Cleveland International Film Festival } March 27 – April 7, 2019 } Tower City Cinemas

I Am a Knife With Legs

 

Year: 2014
Country: USA
Run Time: 84 minutes

I Am a Knife With Legs
I Am a Knife With Legs
I Am a Knife With Legs
I Am a Knife With Legs

Grieving the sudden explosive death of his love Baguette, international French pop star Bené (writer-director Bennett Jones) finds himself on FatwaList.com, thanks to user iluvtennis127. Now he must hide out in L.A. with his loyal sidekick Beefy to avoid death at the hands of an SSN (or assassin as most would call it). Part musical, part meta-absurdism, part action, a little bit cooking show perhaps, part graphic novel (which is really just a fat comic book, okay?), part mystery, and 100% hilarious, I AM A KNIFE WITH LEGS is a trippy ride through the mind of Jones, punctuated by stream-of-consciousness animated music videos. Armed only with his signature Abhole shirts, Bené must train for his date with death, but it’s just so hard to train to fight an SSN when you must grieve alone. Luckily, there’s stunt juice. And Beefy. And weird éclairs. I AM A KNIFE WITH LEGS is a belly-aching laugh fest and underground cinema sensation whose intentional weirdness is sure to spark the next cult following. – T.W.

CIFF39 Screenings

Tower City Cinemas

Saturday, March 21, 2015 at 11:45 PM

Sunday, March 22, 2015 at 9:40 PM

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After Hours

Competition
Music Movies Competition

Related Daily Postings
Being Bené: Pop Star, Éclair Enthusiast

Director
Bennett Jones

Bennett Jones is an actor in L.A. who wrote, directed, edited, made his abs golden, and wrote the music for this film.

Filmography
I AM A KNIFE WITH LEGS (2014)

Producer
Bennett Jones

Screenwriting
Bennett Jones

Cinematography
Dallas Hallam

Editing
Bennett Jones

Principal Cast
Bennett Jones, Will Crest, Tommy Malatesta, Ashley Koiso, Tom Bliss, Matthew Acuff, Paddy Hirsch, Mitchell Roche

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